In this game you have to tell all your funniest jokes. This ends after 20 jokes. THE JOKES CAN'T BE LONG! Whoever has the best joke (I am the judge) WINS A PRIZE! There will be first, second, and third places. What are you waiting for? LET'S START! Battle of the bands. 21:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
1. Why is the ocean salty? Because the fish don't like pepper! (I know this is lame, but I wanted to get things started.) Battle of the bands. 21:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Cool!
2. What did one grape say to the other grape? "Breath dude, you're turning purple!!" STORETALKMLN PAGE I KNOW YOU WANT TO BID ON MY AUCTION! GO TO MY BLOG! 02:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
What did you think of my joke? STORETALKMLN PAGE I KNOW YOU WANT TO BID ON MY AUCTION! GO TO MY BLOG! 01:57, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
It is good. Battle of the bands. 03:42, July 10, 2010 (UTC) Thank you! STORETALKMLN PAGE CHECK OUT MY STORE! SECRETAM'S SPECIAL STORE! GO TO MY USER PAGE! 01:10, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
3. (this might be a little long but i will only post the facts) Once there were two babies put up for adoption, one was adopted and named Juan(prononced wan), and the other on was adopted and named Amal(prononced a-mall). once they both got older jaun send a picture of himself to his mom and she says, "I have seen jaun, now i want to see amal." Her husband says, "you do have to. Once you've seen Juan, you seen Amal!"(Once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all) hehe Jesuslover14:53, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
if this one is long tell me please...i think i have a few more jokes up my sleeve.Jesuslover14:57, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
Good one! Battle of the bands. 16:22, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
So there was a new magician in town. He was performing Saturday night. A skeptical member of the audience said, "Come on, we all know the tricks. What have you got up your sleeve?" The magician answered, "My arm."
Not too funny, I have better ones. 03:12, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Knock Knock A3KTalk 08:18, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Who's there? 00:34, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- cabbage A3KTalk 00:42, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- cabbage who? 01:27, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- Nope just a cabbage.
It is such a lame joke but there ya go. A3KTalk 02:23, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
We are at 4 jokes! Keep 'em commin'. I will toss in one.
5. What did the first piece of pasta say to the other piece of pasta? PASTA la vista! ( Asta la vista is spanish for see you later.) Battle of the bands. 03:05, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
I'll add a new joke soon. STORETALKMLN PAGE CHECK OUT MY STORE! SECRETAM'S SPECIAL STORE! GO TO MY USER PAGE! 23:20, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
can we do chuck norris jokes? i made one up.......chuck norris can make a log cabin out of bricks.....lol Jesuslover15:01, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
What the... Chuck Norris??? What's next... Dane Cook jokes?
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, the frog should snap it up any second now.
16:27, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind. Can you give me something for it?
Certinately, here's a kite!190.38.53.139 00:21, April 7, 2013 (UTC)